Pretty much everyone hates Theresa May’s Brexit agreement, but at least it will get us a trade deal with America, right?
RIGHT!?
Well, no – apparently not – because Trump has chosen to behave exactly as you’d expect.
Downing Street responds to Donald Trump after he says Theresa May's Brexit deal could harm UK trade with US https://t.co/WMeNi0SGCI pic.twitter.com/8o0DttXM6m
— ITV News (@itvnews) November 26, 2018
Movement
May’s Brexit agreement was already dead and buried. Even the MP she (allegedly) gave a dodgy knighthood to is saying he’ll vote against it. Not wanting to waste any time, Parliament carried the agreement out to Hyde Park and buried it in a shallow grave.
Things got worse, as President Trump flew over to let everyone know what he thought of the deal – namely by taking a big, ol’ American dump on it.
After the executive movement, Trump told reporters:
This is the art of Donald Trump. You lure them in with a deal, and then you give them a steaming pile of CNN when it’s too late for them to back out.
You Brits thought you were cute with that little balloon, but look who’s – for god’s sake, I just wiped without toilet roll again.
Upon closer inspection, it appeared that the presidential poo had several plastic grapes in it – suggesting Trump has been eating ornamental fruit again.
Predictable
Of course, most people predicted that Trump would screw us over. His motto is literally “Screwus bigly – winnus muchly”.
Now May is finally catching up, and learning that when you lie down with an arse, you wake up with shit.
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