Comedy writer Ben Elton was a guest on Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg on 25 June. His appearance led to a somewhat enjoyable rant about prime minister Rishi Sunak’s “Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad”. While the outburst was fun to watch, it also revealed a depressing truth about why crooked politicians keep getting away with – namely the tendency of media people to simply believe what they’re told.
‘Mendacious, narcisstic sociopath’
Before the rant, the BBC’s senior softball-questioner Kuenssberg interviewed Sunak. During it, he proposed bold and exciting new ideas. These included (wait for it…) training an adequate number of doctors and nurses – a plan he described as something “no government has ever done”:
“It will represent… the largest expansion in training and workforce in NHS history”
PM Rishi Sunak says his NHS workforce plan, to be announced later this week, will ensure the NHS has the right number of doctors and nurses#BBCLauraK https://t.co/O6NHH5m1nw pic.twitter.com/JUOo4a5PNe
— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) June 25, 2023
Kuenssberg nodded along while Sunak detailed his aim to do the absolute bare minimum. To be fair to the PM, should he follow through on his plan (unlikely), the ‘bare minimum’ would be a shit load more than any 21st century prime minister has committed to; to be fair to the profession of journalism, why didn’t Kuenssberg get into all this?
Well, that was a tough interview! Laura tried to put me off by nodding at everything I said, but I managed to carry on talking bollocks anyway. #BBCLauraK
— Parody Keir Starmer (@Parody_PM) June 25, 2023
Don't blame the pandemic for the NHS waiting lists, Sunak. They've been growing under successive Tory PMs.
And don't hide behind "only been PM for 6 months" – you were Chancellor before that, in charge of nation's pursestrings. #bbclaurak pic.twitter.com/C7KefMyIw1— Alan M 💙 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 (@am1874northwich) June 25, 2023
Following the interview, Kuenssberg said to Elton:
Now I have to say, Ben, you were looking distinctly unimpressed throughout that interview. Fair to say, I think you’ve never been a fan of the Conservatives, but what did you think of what Mr Sunak said?
Her “fair to say” comment was an interesting one in that you never see this sort of clarification in reverse – i.e. she’d never say to a Tory prime minister, ‘fair to say you’ve never been a fan of poor people’, or ‘you’ve never been a fan of compassion, empathy, or baseline human decency’.
Elton himself wasted no time in explaining exactly what he thought of “Mr Sunak”: “It’s not so much depressed as sad” he began, before saying:
if anybody was still watching after that extraordinary, Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad – I mean, I sort of – everybody else wanted to believe – and I sort of believe maybe he’s kind of a bit more decent, you know, and it turns out he’s as much of a mendacious, narcissistic sociopath as his previous boss. I mean, this man literally – he seems to be making a principle of the fact that he resigned from a government that he’d served loyally, and while he was chancellor of the exchequer under Johnson, he seems to act as being born into Downing Street six months ago was a miracle birth. No, he was a part of a 13-year cycle which has got us to this point.
He talks about foreign, other countries having the same problems. He doesn’t admit what he well knows, which is that they’re all doing better under [their own leaders]. … I genuinely wanted to believe that maybe the Tories had made a reset, even though they had elected a man who had loyally served under Johnson – a man who made a mockery of a parliamentary democracy, and clearly was venally motivated by self-interest. The fact that the Tories chose that easy option, for a man now to say ‘we don’t take easy options’, when they took the easy option, which was Johnson, because they thought it would keep them in power. And when they thought for a moment he wouldn’t, they dumped him instantly.
I mean, he’s the prime minister. He owes us honesty, and we got nothing but mendacity, evasion, and vanity.
Comedian Ben Elton describes #BBCLauraK's interview with PM Rishi Sunak as "an extraordinary, Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad" pic.twitter.com/5wT2hnSIEX
— The London Economic (@LondonEconomic) June 25, 2023
Fooled again (and again (and again…))
Many people – especially those outside the media – were able to look at Sunak becoming the latest Conservative prime minister and immediately know he’d be terrible. What gave him away? Namely the word ‘Conservative’ in ‘Conservative prime minister’ – a word which is synonymous with derogatory terms such as:
- Liar.
- Crook.
- Bastard.
- Pig-romancer.
- Whatever Liz Truss was supposed to be.
This is why it’s especially worrying when Keir Starmer says things like Labour are “the real Conservatives”.
If you can’t judge politicians by their blatantly dishonest promises, though, what can you judge them by? Their actions, actually – something Elton and others only seemed to realise in hindsight.
Featured image via BBC – Twitter
