Change UK started out as the centrists’ dream. 11 MPs broke away from the two major parties and insisted “politics is broken”. Then, on 4 June, they broke up.
Ch ch ch changes…
On 18 February, seven MPs resigned from the Labour Party to stand as independents. By 19 February, Joan Ryan had joined the newly formed Independent Group. The next day, former Conservatives Anna Soubry, Sarah Wollaston and Heidi Allen joined in too. Everyone cited internal conflict and differences in their original parties among the main reasons for leaving.
By March, the Independent Group had changed its name, to ‘Change UK’. This meant it could apply to the Electoral Commission for recognition as a political party. The new party’s website declared:
Our politics is broken, but it doesn’t have to be this way.
On 4 June, Allen, Wollaston, Chuka Umunna, Angela Smith, Luciana Berger and Gavin Shuker left. Soubry now leads Change UK.
In just four months, the group has had several names, quite a few logos, but very few votes. In the EU elections, Change UK polled 3.4% of the vote and failed to win any seats.
Centre what?
In April, Umunna proudly explained to GQ:
There is a progressive politics in our country, which is pretty much where the majority of people are. The values that underpin it are a desire to go forward with the different facets of the country marching in the right direction to achieve collective aims. It sounds wishy-washy, but many people reject this way of working. It’s unfashionable and has been described as “centrist” because it doesn’t seek to set different groups against one another – the oppressed and oppressor, the class enemy…
He also claimed his new party played a vital role in “an insurgency in the British centre ground”. The corporate media lauded Change UK as a true threat to both the Corbyn-led left and a Brexit-imploding Conservative Party.
As news of the break-up spread, many people pointed out that Change UK’s collapse proves this wasn’t quite true:
For a decade establishment media told us that the politics of Change UK was the British 'centre', and that a new technocratic party could only succeed.
It lasted less than 6 months.https://t.co/v0z4hTzBFN
— Aaron Bastani (@AaronBastani) June 4, 2019
Turns out Change UK wasn’t quite the threat the corporate media suggested it was:
https://twitter.com/graceblakeley/status/1135868870739320832
(Not in) Love island
Meanwhile, lots (and lots) of people found the split very (very) funny.
Because the party only lasted four months, many people noted that it’s ‘almost’ as if Change UK never existed:
You youngsters won't remember this but I'm old enough to remember when we had a new political party called Chuka UK or something like that. They always used to be on the TV, were going to change politics and then one day, they just disappeared. Just like that, gone! 😐
— Devutopia (@D_Raval) June 2, 2019
Looking back on Change UK…#ChangeUK #IndependentGroup pic.twitter.com/hLMz1e8n0A
— Momentum 🌹 (@PeoplesMomentum) June 4, 2019
I've had colds that have lasted longer than Change UK. https://t.co/NO9yNg3zMC
— Frank Owen's Legendary Paintbrush🥀🇵🇸🇾🇪 (@OwenPaintbrush) June 4, 2019
The TUC’s Alex Collinson compared the party to a well-known TV show:
Change UK Love Island couples
🤝Breaking up after four months because, despite lots of initial coverage, you’re not getting much attention anymore and it turns out you fundamentally dislike each other.
— Alex Collinson (@Alex__Collinson) June 4, 2019
It seems that Umunna has now rebranded himself as “The Alternative”. No really. Some people had a few choice words for him:
https://twitter.com/napalmdoorstop/status/1135936893667946503
But sometimes words just don’t cover it:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *gasps for air 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/cek4gUEF2e
— Kerry-Anne Mendoza 🏳️🌈🍉 (@TheMendozaWoman) June 4, 2019
So the party that promised change changed so much (and so little) that it plunged into chaos. Look who’s broken now. See ya…
Featured image via Screengrab – BBC / YouTube – Good Morning Britain
