At this rate, the Canary might as well begin a regular column on the absolute farce that is Ed Balls as a presenter on Good Morning Britain (GMB). If we did, we might call it the ‘week in Good Morning Balls-up’, because that glib excuse for a journalist – which he’s categorically not anyway – will invariably start people’s day with extra right-wing-pandering drivel and probably plenty more dross besides. Except, why give the racist, misogynistic ass-hat more oxygen?
Plus, here’s the thing: Balls, two-faced red rosette Tory that he is, is only part of the problem. That’s because he’s just the latest most prominent example of a long line of electoral cast-outs clamouring for relevance. That corporate media-parliamentary revolving door has been spinning more times than Keir Starmer in a general election run. And the trouble is, most of the establishment media are doing it.
GMB gifts another galling Ed Balls-up
Firstly, speaking of self-serving politicians wallowing in their own insignificance, it was president of the sore loser self-pity parade Jonathan Ashworth whinging (yes, again) about his election loss to the GMB panel.
Still banging on about those “scary” Muslim uncles that “chased” him down the street? Absolutely.
If his shameless playing the victim sketch hasn’t made your skin crawl already, it should now. Because, reading the fucking room Ashworth. The past week, far-right fascist lynch mobs have been literally hunting down, and attacking Muslim people, and trying to burn migrants alive in hotels. But do go on about your Muslim former constituents trying to get answers out of your mealy mouth after you ducked local hustings.
Naturally, Balls didn’t suddenly grow a pair, or a shred of journalistic integrity at this moment either. Instead, he and co-host Kate Garraway sympathetically recycled Ashworth’s vapid victim narrative. To these establishment lapdogs, the idea that a brown, independent candidate standing on an anti-Zionist, pro-Palestine platform could turf the insufferable tosser out, was unthinkable. No, it was those “nasty” members of the public against genocide who were to blame:
Ed Balls doesn’t ask Ashworth about why he lost his seat. Instead he says the campaign was nasty & implies it was illegitimate & invites JA to explain why
Kwarteng then says its disturbing that issues voters care about can affect electoral outcomes #GMB pic.twitter.com/YAc4F9NUq6
— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) August 8, 2024
For some people on X, it was utterly galling to see him at it again after his recent shitstorms. You mean the LARPing journalist who disgracefully attacked socialist MP Zarah Sultana, and interviewed his own wife – the home secretary – didn’t get the boot? Well, I never!
#EdBalls should recuse himself from ALL political commentary everywhere while his wife is the sitting #HomeSecretary …holder of one of the great offices of state….and in charge of the UK homeland.
And he knows it, too. https://t.co/YMZp1eMQdA
— Bonnie Greer (@Bonn1eGreer) August 8, 2024
Why is the paid Jonathan Ashworth on the TV again?
He lost his seat, is not an MP and at this stage is a mouthpiece for Labour’s rampant Islamophobia
GMB showing their true colours #BoycottGMB https://t.co/gNZCyN1otT
— Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel (@MirabelTweets1) August 8, 2024
Sad to see failed politician Ed Balls wasn’t sacked for his racist display the other day and failing GMB still give him his own personal political platform. What a shambles. https://t.co/shbVboiVxG
— Barry Combo (@BarryCombo) August 8, 2024
What we had then, was a former Labour shadow chancellor of the exchequer interviewing another former Labour shadow minister. But as Guardian columnist Owen Jones stressed, this wasn’t the only link:
This is literally two friends, two former aides to Gordon Brown, two former Labour MPs, two co-thinkers talking to each other.
Yet it’s technically a news presenter interviewing a defeated politician, and agreeing with his false narrative.
This is not journalism. https://t.co/slnrvZ9NCV
— Owen Jones (@OwenJones84) August 8, 2024
In summary:
Please stop watching this idiotic trashbag outdated centrist wanker morning TV show. Go back to sleep. Go to work. Read. Dust your house and clean the bathroom. Play with your cat. Make this dumbass old fart nonsense irrelevant. GMB and all such shows are worthless! https://t.co/I89wujXRKg
— Liberation For All (@liveforalllife) August 8, 2024
Crony client media at large
However, as the Canary has previously pointed out, this lack of media impartiality on GMB is hardly anything new.
This week alone, we’ve spotlighted GB News’s outrageous media nepotism. Its presenters interviewed Reform MP ’30p Lee’ Anderson – who also happens to be a GB News commentator himself. Previously in October 2023, media regulator Ofcom let then Tory MP Anderson off the hook for another incident like this. He was interviewing fellow Tory MP and then home secretary Suella Braverman. Of course, it wasn’t GB News first time doing this either.
However, the Canary already highlighted that it’s what we can expect from a half-baked, corporate-captured, billionaire mouthpiece like the GB News:
Centrists (and the left) are quick to call out GB News for its complete lack of broadcasting impartiality – where Tory MPs interview Tory MPs. But in fact, GMB may be worse.
Allowing Balls, who is NOT a journalist, to interview his own wife after trashing a brown woman in a rampant display of misogyny and racism – just because she is politically and ethically the polar opposite of his nasty white ass – should be a matter for Ofcom.
But this is GMB. So, it is unlikely to be.
Then, that a centrist morning-time talk-show is also at it just demonstrates how rotten the whole corporate media landscape is at large.
But this is the face of crony client journalism, and there’s a lot of that going around, as we’ve routinely reported. Notably, the Canary’s Steve Topple has explained before how this works in practice. In particular, he has highlighted former corporate journalist Peter Oborne’s description, which detailed how outlets:
yearn for privileged access… And they are prepared to pay a price to get it.
This price involves becoming a subsidiary part of the government machine. It means turning their readers and viewers into dupes.
This client journalism allows Downing Street to frame the story as it wants. Some allow themselves to be used as tools to smear the government’s opponents. They say goodbye to the truth. Social media has provided new ways of breaking the boundaries of decent, honest journalism.
Of course, this sucking up to the political establishment also manifests in a myriad of different ways. Part of it is the corporate press’s penchant for both sides-ism to maintain a veneer of impartiality. In these instances, they regularly platform vested corporate interests, dark money think tank employees, and bought politicians without acknowledging their agendas.
Obviously, this skewed power dynamic doesn’t provide ‘balance’ on an issue. It’s just another way the corporate media punches down.
Political media nepotism is rife
At the end of the day then, an incestuous client media will never hold the tossers in government to account. Least of all little Ed Ball-boy batting for the Labour right and his home sec honey. But the Balls saga is just underscoring the larger issue at play here.
When it comes down to it, this is the corporate press writ large. Keeping the capitalist stooges in power is always the endgame. In five years time, it’ll be washed up Wes whining what’s left of his privatised little heart out to GMB’s newest political sleazebag rehabilitation project, Jonathan Ashworth. Needless to say, it wouldn’t look out of place:
Ashworth dealt out racism. He’s a vile individual, and the more voters saw of him, the less they wanted him representing them in parliament.
Expect him to replace Balls on this awful programme. 🙄 https://t.co/NiSlxZcZ63— #WeDemandBetter Claire (@claire66hg) August 8, 2024
Though regardless, I say good riddance from parliament to the lot of them. Don’t let the revolving door hit you on the way out – lest we’re all stuck with more of the ‘Gobshite Morning Balls’ show. I think that one is going to stick.
Feature image via the Canary
