The grouse shooting season shows the elite still rules the roost
Friday is 12 August. Some call it the 'Glorious Twelfth'. It’s the opening day of the grouse shooting season, which...
Labour “is being infiltrated by the Levellers”, warns Watson
In a clarion call to Labour members, Tom Watson has warned that the party is under threat from followers of...
BBC “must name all stars who are more popular than the PM”
The UK’s favourite long-established, licence fee-funded public service state broadcaster, the BBC, has been told to come clean over the...
Labour plotters divided over a new joint name for their leadership candidates
A furious row has broken out among Labour party figures orchestrating the challenge to Jeremy Corbyn’s leadership. Off The Perch...
Theresa May admits she was just kidding, and will announce her real cabinet later
New prime minister, Theresa May, threw off her soulless ice queen image and gave the whole country a good laugh...
Houses of Parliament to be converted into luxury flats
Off The Perch has learned that a radical solution is being proposed for the maintenance crisis at the Houses of...
Watch sickening footage of elephant being trained to sit on man’s head (VIDEO)
Footage has emerged which will chill the hearts of animal lovers and everyone who isn’t actually a dead-eyed psychopath. It...
Priti Patel will use ‘Brexit windfall’ to create a socialist paradise
There is growing excitement that Britain could be on the cusp of embracing full communism. If we vote to leave...
Watch Boris stand up for the Walthamstow cake industry (VIDEO)
Voters dithering over which box to tick on 23 June, or indeed whether to get out of bed at...
EU Referendum abandoned due to waterlogged pitch
Carrying on with the EU Referendum would just be a massive waste of time and effort, a government official has...
Conservative leadership contender falls apart trying to defend baseless Brexit claims
Justice minister and Vote Leave spokesperson, Dominic Raab, appeared on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme (iPlayer from 2:35:42) to publicise...
Junior doctors deal reached after Hunt finally engages in talks
It looks as though an end to the junior doctors dispute may finally be in sight. And there is a...
Laura Kuenssberg to receive BAFTA after vowing not to sleep until Corbyn is toppled
THIS POST IS SATIRICAL Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC’s Political Editor, is to receive a BAFTA for “Special Perseverance” at the...
This simple image shows how Jeremy Hunt and the Conservatives have wrecked the NHS
Jeremy Hunt has rightly come in for a pretty hefty amount of criticism recently. Lambasted for his failure to negotiate...
Corbyn is exuding quiet confidence on eve of elections. Here’s his 3 reasons to be cheerful
If Jeremy Corbyn has just endured his worst week as leader, he’s definitely not letting it show. Far from appearing...
Boris Johnson appointed “Minister for Dead Cats”
THIS POST IS SATIRICAL In a move seen as somewhere between ‘concilliatory’ and ‘desperate’, Boris Johnson has unexpectedly been offered...
Murdoch to close The Sun and relaunch it as a newspaper
THIS POST IS SATIRICAL In a move described as “typically ruthless”, Rupert Murdoch has closed The Sun with immediate effect....
The Canary
PO Box 71199
LONDON
SE20 9EX
Canary Media Ltd – registered in England. Company registration number 09788095.
For guest posting, contact [email protected]
For other enquiries, contact: [email protected]
The Canary is owned and run by independent journalists and volunteers, NOT offshore billionaires.
You can write for us, or support us by making a regular or one-off donation.
© Canary Media Ltd 2024, all rights reserved | Website by Monster | Hosted by Krystal | Privacy Settings