Shock as courts rule that arming an illegal war might be illegal
Saudi Arabian forces have been waging an illegal war in Yemen, and the UK has been arming them. Now, a...
Tory leadership hopefuls exceed everyone’s expectations
Everyone knew this Tory leadership competition would be a shitshow. Surprisingly, it’s somehow even shittier than suspected. As such, our...
A 200-year-old law is punishing the most vulnerable, but people are fighting back
The Vagrancy Act was created in 1824 so that the authorities could legally harass homeless veterans of the Napleonic wars....
Rory Stewart denies working for ‘intelligence’; says ‘I’ve always worked for the Tories’
Potential Tory leader Rory Stewart has (potentially) been exposed as a spy: https://twitter.com/AllieHBNews/status/1140729152997339137 As you’d expect, Stewart himself has denied...
Leadership runners-up clash over who gets to lose least
Although the race to become Tory leader/PM is officially running right now, it really isn’t. It actually began when Theresa...
The week in satire Vol. #123
And what a week it was! A week in which the Tories called for war with Iran! A week in...
Change UK changes its name to ‘Chuka Umunna is a Cheating, Lying B*stard’
Change UK has gone by many names, including: The Independent Group. Inertia. Chuka Umunna Vanity Project 2019. Despite the party...
McVey vows to carry on ‘crushing the poor’ despite humiliating defeat
Esther McVey got a decent amount of airtime recently, and she used it to voice her reprehensible views. Despite the...
The ‘you can’t say anything these days’ crowd demands Jo Brand’s head
Jo Brand recently made a joke about using battery acid to ‘milkshake’ hard-right hate shits. She made the joke on...
Johnson flinging his own faeces at journalists plays well with Tory members
After years of unofficially positioning himself to become PM, Boris Johnson has now launched his actual campaign. Surprisingly, it was...
BBC plans to spend the over-75 licence fee on more ‘young fee-payer-losing content’
The BBC has found itself in something of a steep decline. With more and more good TV being made (and...
Boris Johnson proposes a tax cut for everyone on his Christmas card list
Thanks to the Tories, rich people in Britain have it pretty good right now. Despite that, the party has actually...
The week in satire Vol. #122
And what a week it was! A week in which Donald Trump came! A week in which Donald Trump saw!...
Sh*t-talking ars*hole blames his overconfidence on coke
Michael Gove is known for saying a lot of things – many of which are wrong – a lot of...
Change UK declares victory in Peterborough by-election
It’s been something of a week for Change UK. Only a few days ago, it lost half its MPs. Now...
Dominic Raab proposes ‘tying MPs up’ to get no-deal Brexit through parliament
The idea of ‘no-deal Brexit’ is even stupider than it is unlikely to get through parliament. This is obviously a...
Trump clarifies what ‘table’ the NHS will be on
Speaking on 4 June, Donald Trump said: When you're dealing with trade everything is on the table, so the NHS...
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