Lib Dems admit their Brexit policy is just Labour’s but with added ‘b*llocks’
The Liberal Democrats have been touting themselves as the alternative for anyone who wants to Remain. Having revealed their position,...
Embarrassment as the Brexit Party accidentally fails to stand properly
The Brexit Party has now taken its seats at the European Parliament. In a typically farcical turn of events, it...
Piers Morgan just shot himself in the foot while trying to lick Ivanka Trump’s boot
Piers Morgan has a reputation for kissing up to Donald Trump. He's now doing the same for his daughter Ivanka....
PM hopefuls unveil plans to facilitate no-deal Brexit with the money we don’t have
Many people are worried about the effects of no-deal Brexit – primarily because we know what they’ll be. The PM...
The week in satire Vol. #125
And what a week it was! A week in which the Tory leadership race continued! A week in which nine...
Theresa May DESTROYS Putin with slightly reluctant handshake
Our soon-to-be-ex-PM hasn’t achieved much of anything in the past three years. Nothing much beyond being the weakest leader we’ve...
Fears for drinking water as Johnson ‘guarantees’ we’ll have drinking water
Boris Johnson has guaranteed that despite his plans for a hard/moronic Brexit, there will at least be drinking water: ...
Boris Johnson unveils a picture of his model buses
In a recent interview in which it looked suspiciously like he made everything up on the spot, Boris Johnson claimed...
Another Tory says fear of Labour is why they’ll back no-deal Brexit
With Boris Johnson avoiding media scrutiny, it's fallen on his supporters to act on his behalf. This has led to...
‘Johnson afraid to face me’, says man afraid of a general election
Boris Johnson – the winner of the 2019 Tory leadership race – isn’t putting much effort into the contest he’s...
‘Tough talking’ Hunt vows to invade whoever Trump tells him to
Jeremy Hunt is trying to show what big, massive balls he has by talking about ‘war’ and ‘defence’ and shit....
It’s all kicking off as Nick Clegg defends Facebook against Remainer ‘conspiracy theory’
The data analysis firm Cambridge Analytica (CA) has been accused of influencing the 2016 US election (although some claim its...
Boris Johnson unveils his new crime slogan
Boris Johnson is campaigning to be the next prime minister of Great Britain. At least he’s sort of doing that,...
The week in satire Vol. #124
And what a week it was! A week in which the Tories came out in favour of civil rights! A...
Tories vow to eliminate climate change protesters by 2050
Unless we do something, manmade climate change could render the planet uninhabitable. We know this because of the scientists and...
Brexit goon finally manages to exit something
Michael Gove is one of the goons who pushed us towards Brexit WHILE DOING NO PLANNING FOR IT WHATSOEVER. While...
The responses to a Tory minister’s alleged assault of a protester sum up Britain in 2019
On 20 June, chancellor Philip Hammond spoke at Mansion House. Greenpeace interrupted the black-tie event to protest the government's handling...
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