The US politicians Trump told to ‘go home’ hit back, and get widespread support
Donald Trump has drawn a lot of criticism for telling four US congresswomen of colour to "go back" to where...
England cricket team apologise for giving Theresa May an excuse to dance again
On 14 July, the England team won the Cricket World Cup. Joy soon turned to dread, repulsion, and horror, however,...
The week in satire Vol. #127
And what a week it was! A week in which Boris Johnson showed the country what he's made of! A...
Johnson’s ‘Brexit plan’ ripped off from Wikipedia plot summary of The Italian Job
A recent interview – and indeed Johnson’s entire career – suggest the man has no clue how to achieve Brexit:...
Grayling ferry company bids for Hunt’s proposed navy expansion
Because he needs to look tough, Jeremy Hunt is proposing that we expand the navy. Although, to be fair, this...
As Trump continues to deny knowledge of UFOs, Americans launch a hilarious ‘plan’ to storm Area 51
For years, conspiracy theorists have speculated that US military base Area 51 houses aliens and UFOs. In 2019, a man...
Johnson throws his barber under the bus after Trump mocks his haircut
When President Trump attacked our ambassador, would-be PM Boris Johnson showed everyone what he’s made of. Namely by throwing the...
The winner of the leadership TV debate declared to be ‘people who didn’t watch’
Boris Johnson and Jeremy Hunt debated on 9 July. But who won? Well, as the Tory membership has already decided...
Tommy Robinson begs Trump to make him the UK ambassador to the US
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) has ‘begged’ Trump to give him political asylum. When people made fun of him for...
Leaked US ambassador’s summary of UK government mainly just laughing emojis
A recent leak revealed that the UK ambassador to the US thinks Donald Trump is a blundering, incompetent dunce. In...
One tweet sums up the cynical discussion of Labour’s recent polling
Some people in the public sphere and establishment media have been heavily focussing on a poll which put Labour in...
The week in satire Vol. #126
And what a week it was! A week in which Boris Johnson showed himself to be an incapable idiot! A...
The paper which sacked Johnson for lying just backed him to be PM
In 1988, the Times fired Boris Johnson for "fabricating a quote". In 2019, the paper is supporting his bid to...
Crime still illegal even if you commit it ‘patriotically’, Robinson discovers
A judge has found Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (AKA Tommy Robinson) guilty of contempt of court. This is despite him assuring the...
Hunt promises to promise anything if people just vote for him
Jeremy Hunt began this leadership race a loser and he’ll end it a loser. He doesn’t seem to get that,...
Trump thinks planes predate the USA, and people are losing it
Donald Trump is not known for his firm grasp of history. His latest speech makes it seem like the same...
Hunt offers to strangle fox in desperate bid to Tory members
The public – by and large – fucking hate fox hunting. Tory members – by and large – couldn’t give...
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