Media decides on the most appropriate images to report on climate collapse
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After years of ‘terrorist sympathiser’ accusations, a Tory councillor calls for Corbyn’s execution
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Johnson reveals where he got the idea for a cabinet of treacherous numbskulls
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Biblical thunderstorms mark the coming of the anti-Corbyn
Despite the best wishes of the Daily Mail, Britain has been racked by thunderstorms since Boris Johnson became PM. So...
Johnson’s new catchphrase is total cringe, but the papers are lapping it up
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Boris Johnson celebrates becoming PM by failing to run a bath
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Centrist Twitter is very upset with people pointing out Jo Swinson’s voting record
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Corbyn support ‘collapses’ to the same level as the last leadership race he won
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The week in satire Vol. #128
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The idea that Boris Johnson will soon be PM finally sinks in
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Johnson plans to disband parliament to stop them stopping him disbanding parliament
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Johnson still won’t call Trump’s words ‘racist’. Newly revealed comments of his own show why.
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Anti-Corbyn MP who called for a ‘moratorium on invoking Hitler’ defends invoking Hitler
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Boris Johnson paints a picture of Britain post-no-deal Brexit
It’s clear that Boris Johnson hasn’t actually done any planning – whether that be for: Brexit. Becoming prime minister. Life....
People are pointing out why the rumoured early election will play in Labour’s favour
According to the Times, Boris Johnson is plotting an early election if he becomes PM: https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1151239748603666432 Although it's presented...
Trump claims not to have a ‘racist bone in his body’ but refuses to release bone test
Following his latest incidence of blatant unfettered racism, Donald Trump claimed ‘not to have a racist bone in his body’....
Leadership hopefuls play game of ‘discuss Trump without saying the word racist’
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