Tories all for the army targeting the leader of the opposition, actually
When footage leaked of soldiers firing shots at Jeremy Corbyn’s image, many people thought: Well, this was expected. The Tories...
Tories object to non-terrible politician shaping their policy
As a result of being completely unable to do a Brexit, Theresa May has had to call some proper people...
YouTube agrees to make less money from far-right thug doorstepping people
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) has a fondness for filming himself turning up at people’s doorsteps in the middle of...
The HS2 railway could be putting drinking water at risk, but a court delay just worked in its favour
The Stop HS2 campaigner Sarah Green was due in court on Monday 1 April. Although she faced charges of aggravated...
Brexit negotiations *not* an elaborate April Fool’s joke, government claims
Following intense speculation, Theresa May has denied that her handling of Brexit is an elaborate prank. During the speech, the...
The week in satire Vol. #112
And what a week it was! A week in which politicians didn't know what was happening! A week in which...
“Christ – the last thing the UK needs is an election!” argues ‘Change UK’
The Independent Group (TIG) has morphed into Change UK (CUK). Although it’s obviously inspired by France’s En Marche, it isn’t...
Conniving weasel changes his mind on May’s deal for some reason
Boris Johnson once described May’s Brexit deal as a “suicide vest”. For some reason, he’s decided to strap this deal...
MPs agree to disagree on Brexit
On 27 March, MPs held votes on several different Brexit options. The result was that every single option got voted...
Piers Morgan shouldn’t win points for making LGBTQI+ acceptance a debate
Piers Morgan is regarded as being an out-of-touch throwback in British society. Despite that, even he has acknowledged that LGBTQI+...
Phrase ‘cultural Marxism’ only antisemitic if you research it, Tories confirm
On 26 March, Tory MP Suella Braverman said: As Conservatives, we are engaged in a battle against cultural Marxism. The...
Ku Klux Klan sues Tory Party for copyright infringement
Senior figures in the Tory Party have decided to name themselves after the head racists of the Ku Klux Klan:...
Today’s Telegraph front page is a giant ad for Johnson’s leadership ambitions
There's an uncomfortable relationship between Britain's media and its political classes. Today's Telegraph shows exactly why we should question these...
Crooked hate clown not a traitor on purpose at least
Following a two-year investigation, Robert Mueller has apparently found that Donald Trump didn’t collude with the Russians. Which is good...
The week in satire Vol. #111
And what a week it was! A week in which CHAOS! A week in which MORE CHAOS! And a week...
Brexit going as well as expected
Many people predicted that trying to implement Brexit would be chaos. Although WWIII hasn’t transpired, the shit has definitely hit...
A guest exposes how BBC talk shows dumb down debate
The historian and author Rutger Bregman has been making quite a stir in 2019. He lectured the super rich at...
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