Government eyes up Jeremy Kyle for DWP position
Jeremy Kyle has tortured poor people for years. He’s potentially driven one of them to their death. That makes him...
Farage’s Brexit Party out-polling the Tories despite constant BBC coverage
The BBC has given a lot of airtime to Nigel Farage over the years. It argues that doing so holds...
The week in satire Vol. #118
And what a week it was! A week in which a royal baby was born! A WEEK IN WHICH A...
Oxbridge ‘infested with poor people’, warn marginalised elites
An important story in Rupert Murdoch’s Times has warned us that THE POOR PEOPLE ARE COMING!!! https://twitter.com/LauraPidcockMP/status/1127113273076330496 Although, by ‘warned...
BBC clarifies its stance on racism
The BBC has no time for racism. That’s why it sacked Danny Baker. Conversely, it does have a lot of...
Terrible government loses support of terrible MP
The Tory government is shit on pretty much everything. The MP Johnny Mercer is on board with that. But he...
May to leave by autumn (unless she’s lying (which she usually is))
Theresa May has said she’ll be gone by autumn. She’s said other things in the past. Guess how many she...
THERE’S ANOTHER ROYAL BABY and also the planet’s f*cked or something
ANOTHER ROYAL BABY HAS SPRUNG FORTH! How many is that now? 6? 37? 48,534? It’s certainly not enough. After all,...
The week in satire Vol. #117
And what a week it was! A week in which people voted in the local elections! Or a week in...
Local elections with 30% turnout prove Brexit should be harder/cancelled
There are a few things you can say clearly about the local elections. The Tories lost big. Labour lost a...
‘Milkshaking’ Tommy Robinson replaces football as the national pastime
For the second time in as many days, Stephen Yaxley Lennon -aka Tommy Robinson - has had a milkshake thrown...
Brits looking forward to voting any way but Tory
The Tories have been in power for nearly a decade. Since then, the country’s gone to hell in a golf...
Man approaching death unphased by climate collapse for some reason
The BBC hasn’t decided if it should be bothered about the imminent extinction of all life on the planet yet....
Tories announce plans to lose the local elections less badly
The Tories have fucked it. The leadership doesn’t have a clue; the members hate the leadership, and the donors don’t...
The week in satire Vol. #116
And what a week it was! A week in which people wondered if we should do something about climate change!...
Corbyn refuses to wear golden bikini for Jabba the C*nt
Intergalactic space slug Jabba the C*nt will visit the UK in June. The slimy invertebrate expects our dignitaries to show...
Change UK vetting process fails to spot Nazi crocodile
Change UK (CHUK) is having a bit of a shitemare when it comes to picking candidates for the European elections:...
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